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While swinging from his toes and shooting from his hips. Roy Rogers battles foes with a song upon his lips. It's defiantly a lot easier than reading those movie scripts. Or otherwise he would be relegated to eating fish and chips. Nah! That doesn't make any sense, does it? So just sit back, relax, and watch the following 75 minute movie made in 1947. It was Directed by: William Witney; and Co-Starred: Dale Evans, Andy Devine, with John McGuire. 
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I say, old chap. Have you ever noticed that in days of old British people used to speak with a rather pious accent? Yes. I can assure you this fact is true, my friend. As I heard this in the following 71-minute movie made in 1937. It was Directed by: Thomas Bentley; and Starred: Arthur Wontner, Ian Fleming, Lyn Harding, with Lawrence Grossmith.
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According to the son of God, Jesus Christ, 'Let those of you who are without sin be the first to cast their stone'. But having said that, though, do you think he watched this 65 minute movie made in 1938? It was Directed by James Whale; and Starred: Madge Evans, John Boles, with Bruce Cabot.
Out of the following four people who do you think once said, 'I’m not a butcher. I’m not a Yid. Nor am I a foreign skipper. But I am your very own light-hearted friend. Yours truly, Jack the Ripper'. Would it be: (A) Mahatma Gandhi. (B) David Beckham. (C) Shirley Temple. Or (D) That fat bloke out of Eastenders who keeps on crying all of the bleeding time. Now if you want to know the answer to this poxy question, then you must be some sort of a bloody nutter. A nutter willing to check out the following interview about a club I'm dying to be apart of.
Et maintenant, si vous voulez découvrir un excellent comic indépendant qui va vous exploser les neurones, lisez l’interview de mon pote Eric, traducteur anglais-français et scénariste de BD!. Now if you want to know what any of that mean, please have a look at this...
Have you ever wondered why the nocturnal creatures called werewolves always manifest themselves whenever the moon is high? I mean, could it have anything to do with them getting aroused by the sight of a bulbous orb, floating around above their heads? Or better yet, could it be due to them watching this 75 minute movie made in 1972? It was Directed by Daniel Petrie, and Starred: David Janssen, Barbara Rush, Bradford Dillman, Geoffrey Lewis, with John Beradino.
- Book of the Wolf
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Most people living on this Godforsaken planet know for a fact that war, killing, and mass slaughter in general, is basically a bad idea. In fact, it is such a f*cking terrible idea, there was a 100 minute movie made about it in 2007. It was Directed by Mike Nichols; and Starred: Tom Hanks, Julia Roberts, Ned Beatty, with Philip Seymour Hoffman. 
- The Book
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