With hearts filled with love, Jeff Lemire and Mike McKone joyfully announce the birth of their son. 'Ultra' is his name, and he joined the Lemire and McKone clan this July, 2014, and instantly brought happiness to all he encountered. More or less. The birth was witnessed by his godfather, DC Comics, and a handful of confused Rannian citizens.
I say, old chap. Have you ever noticed that in days of old British people used to speak with a rather pious accent? Yes. I can assure you this fact is true, my friend. As I heard this in the following 71-minute movie made in 1937. It was Directed by: Thomas Bentley; and Starred: Arthur Wontner, Ian Fleming, Lyn Harding, with Lawrence Grossmith.
Please be warned. The following intoxicating comic book Published by Marvel -- and Created by Mark Waid and Chris Samnee -- is so entertaining to read, I think I may have to kill myself before I can finish this senten.... BANG-BANG-BANG! THUNK-THINK! PING! RIP... August, 2014.
According to the son of God, Jesus Christ, 'Let those of you who are without sin be the first to cast their stone'. But having said that, though, do you think he watched this 65 minute movie made in 1938? It was Directed by James Whale; and Starred: Madge Evans, John Boles, with Bruce Cabot.
Out of the following four people who do you think once said, 'I’m not a butcher. I’m not a Yid. Nor am I a foreign skipper. But I am your very own light-hearted friend. Yours truly, Jack the Ripper'. Would it be: (A) Mahatma Gandhi. (B) David Beckham. (C) Shirley Temple. Or (D) That fat bloke out of Eastenders who keeps on crying all of the bleeding time. Now if you want to know the answer to this poxy question, then you must be some sort of a bloody nutter. A nutter willing to check out the following interview about a club I'm dying to be apart of.
Et maintenant, si vous voulez découvrir un excellent comic indépendant qui va vous exploser les neurones, lisez l’interview de mon pote Eric, traducteur anglais-français et scénariste de BD!. Now if you want to know what any of that mean, please have a look at this...
Have you ever wondered why the nocturnal creatures called werewolves always manifest themselves whenever the moon is high? I mean, could it have anything to do with them getting aroused by the sight of a bulbous orb, floating around above their heads? Or better yet, could it be due to them watching this 75 minute movie made in 1972? It was Directed by Daniel Petrie, and Starred: David Janssen, Barbara Rush, Bradford Dillman, Geoffrey Lewis, with John Beradino.
Now I know what you are thinking, punk. Did I read four issues or only three? Well, to be honest with you, in all of this excitement I kind've lost track myself. So go ahead. Make my day! A day kicked off by Brian Buccellato, Francis Manapul, and Published by: DC Comics, in August, 2014.
Most people living on this Godforsaken planet know for a fact that war, killing, and mass slaughter in general, is basically a bad idea. In fact, it is such a f*cking terrible idea, there was a 100 minute movie made about it in 2007. It was Directed by Mike Nichols; and Starred: Tom Hanks, Julia Roberts, Ned Beatty, with Philip Seymour Hoffman.
My momma always said, 'Life was like a box of chocolates. You never always gonna know what you get'. But then again, my momma never picked up the following comic book Created by Tom Taylor, Nicola Scott, and Published by: DC Comics, in August, 2014.
In my pocket I have a weapon. A secret weapon. A weapon so secret and so sinister, 'Universal' actually made a 68 minute movie about it in 1942. It was Directed by: Roy William Neill; and Starred Basil Rathbone, Nigel Bruce, Dennis Hoey, with Lionel Atwill. You have been duly warned.