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Now if you pit seven western outlaws against an army of evil looking bandits, what would you get in turn? A fresh fight? A flaming fajita? Or a f*cked up film Directed by Burt Kennedy; and Starring: Yul Brynner, Warren Oates, Claude Akins, with Fernando Rey. It was made in 1966 and lasted for 95 minutes. Ay Caramba!!
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At the end of my street there is a house full of malice, dread, mania, and fear. Well, that's what the people living inside called themselves, anyway. But if I was in their shoes, I'd name myself after the characters seen in this 69 minute movie made in 1945. It was directed by Roy William Neill; and Starred: Basil Rathbone, Nigel Bruce, with Aubrey Mather.
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Now what would you do if you were a great martial artists / stuntman, who bore a striking resemblance to Bruce Lee? Would you make funny yelping noises whilst dressed in a tight-fitting yellow jump-suit? Or would you star in this 90-minute movie made in 1979, Directed by Lee Tso Nam; and Starring Bruce Li? I know what option I'd choose. Haiii-Yaaaaa!!!!
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| [ ONE SQUID FOE THIS? ] |
When you eventually find some time to sit down and read the following interview, I'm sure you will notice that their is some confusion surrounding the filmic-phrase, 'Attaboy Clarence'. Now I want you to totally disregard this confusion, as it has absolutely nothing to do with ghosts, monsters, chicken, or my mate Adam, who hosts one hell of a great podcast about classic cinema. Say no more. 
From this moment onward's please reserve some of your Tuesday and Thursday for one hell of a great comic book read. It was produced by my new pal, Dave Heath, and this is what he had to say to me only the other day, whilst we were both reserving a very inexpensive table at a very expensive restaurant. Bon Appetit! Now go and get to it.
Now who do you think committed the most heinous crime seen within this 84 minute movie made in 1976? Could it have been it's Director: Tso Nam Lee? Or then again, maybe it was one of his Actors: Bruce Li, Yi Chang, or Kang Chin? If you want to find out more, plus what this crime actually entails, you know what you have to do. Hai-Ya!!!
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