![Animated Monster](https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71sIQoMwQTL._SL1304_.jpg)
777 Great Clean Jokes
Willy Crunch
There was a guy named Willy,
who liked to eat a lot of chilli.
One day he ate too much,
his stomach went crunch,
and it made his house a little smelly.
St Jude Is Not Crude
There once was a woman from St Jude,
who rode her horse in the nude.
She galloped too long,
and unless I am wrong,
you expected this rhyme to be crude.
The Clintons
To Hilary Clinton said Bill,
I think we're staying on Capitol Hill.
'Cause that tired old timer Dole,
is digging himself a deep hole,
and the White Water thing's a cheap thrill.
POETRY THAT GOES CRUNCH – CRUDE – AND CLINTON
Reviewed by David Andrews
on
June 02, 2011
Rating:
![POETRY THAT GOES CRUNCH – CRUDE – AND CLINTON](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/iGc41GvsBhs/default.jpg)