777 Great Clean Jokes
There was a guy named Willy,
who liked to eat a lot of chilli.
One day he ate too much,
his stomach went crunch,
and it made his house a little smelly.
St Jude Is Not Crude
There once was a woman from St Jude,
who rode her horse in the nude.
She galloped too long,
and unless I am wrong,
you expected this rhyme to be crude.
To Hilary Clinton said Bill,
I think we're staying on Capitol Hill.
'Cause that tired old timer Dole,
is digging himself a deep hole,
and the White Water thing's a cheap thrill.