
Jokes For All Occasions
Norway to Ireland
There once was an old man from Norway,
who cussed as he sat in a doorway.
The door smacked him flat,
and he yelled "what was that?",
before he grumbled that he should have moved to ‘Gorway’.
Mars and Stars
There once was a man from Mars,
There once was a man from Mars,
who had a knack for selling used cars.
He said ‘take this one’,
and ‘you'll have lots of fun’,
especially with an engine powered by a shooting star.
The Slut From France
A pretty young maiden from France,
decided she’d “just take a chance”.
She let herself go,
for an hour or so,
and now all her sisters are aunts.
POETRY THAT TRAVELS TO IRELAND – MARS – AND FRANCE
Reviewed by David Andrews
on
June 15, 2011
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