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10 Aug 2011


By David Lee Andrews   Posted at  16:58   QUOTESNFACTS

Eddie Izzard Caricature Eddie Izzard is a man with a mission, a mission to confuse the living f*ck out of everybody he meets. He's a comedian - a transvestite - a runner - a wordsmith - a blacksmith - alas smith and jones - grace jones - and a candle stick maker. Err? What was I saying again? Oh yes! Eddie Izzard is a man on who needs tuition, tuition with... err... no... what am I saying? Badger? Oh! Read on...

Eddie Izzard Not Autograph

Eddie Izzard Quotes:

  • I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup
  • I wanna live 'til I die - no more, no less.
  • Never put a sock in a toaster.
  • So my choice is 'Or Death?' 
  • I'm a one-man idiot
  • Twang him into a tree!
  • I'm an Action Transvestite
  • They tend to come out a color called 'Pants left in wash' 
  • Guns don’t kill people, people kill people. And monkeys do too… if they have a gun.
  • If you’re a transvestite, you’re actually a male tomboy. That’s where the sexuality is… So it’s running, jumping, climbing trees, putting on makeup when you’re up there.
  • I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

Eddie Izzard Run

  • We hate our national anthem. Because it’s “God Save the Queen,” you see?... Now the Queen lives in a very big house. She has barbed wire outside and people with guns in front of that. That’s one saved fucking queen, I’ll tell you!
  • Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I did an original sin. I poked a badger with a spoon.
  • But with dogs, we do have “bad dog.” Bad dog exists. “Bad dog! Bad dog! Stole a biscuit, bad dog!” The dog is saying, “Who are you to judge me? You human beings who’ve had genocide, war against people of different creeds, colors, religions, and I stole a biscuit?! Is that a crime? People of the world!
  • Well, if you put it that way, I think you’ve got a point. Have another biscuit, sorry.

Eddie Izzard Facts:

  • Date of Birth: February 7, 1962
  • Born: Colony of AdenAden Protectorate (now Yemen)
  • Stated his career in: Television and Stage
  • Media: Stand Up Comedian, Actor, and Runner.
  • Influences: Monty Python, Billy Connolly, Lenny Bruce, Steve Martin, Richard Pryor, and Spike Milligan
  • Career Highlights: European wide stand-up tour, and running a shit load of marathons. 

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