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FUNNY ANIMAL JOKES AND THEIR KIN

Do you find animals funny? Do you sigh at the sight of a squirrel? Do you chuckle at the coff of a cat? Or better yet, do you piss yourself at the poking of a pony? No... I didn’t understand that last one either. Just like I don’t understand the silliness of this satirical yet stylish sentence riddled summation!


Animal Magic


OK - I understand that this may sound like a silly things to pontificate on - but it would be nice to know if animals are funny, huh?

Lets review...
  • One legged man losses his shoe in horse.
  • Monkey has an affair with banana.
  • Why do Koalas carry their babies on their back? Because they can't push a pram up a tree. 
  • Christmas deemed unchristian by Giraffe.
  • Mother of three sells her youngest child to camel – Father gets the hump.
  • 57 year old Elephant passes driving test in wheelbarrow.
  • Why do cows have bells? Because their horns don't work!
  • Nymphomaniac found dead next to a Whale.
  • Monkey wins lottery – Pope resigns.
  • Dog goes missing in Chinatown - dinner at eleven.
  • Aeroplane found in Hamburger – cow resigns.
  • Five senior citizens buy pink sock from dead Giraffe.
  • Why is it easy to weigh fish? Because they always have scales!
  • Feet deemed illegal by fish.
  • Shooting people in the face with a pigeon causes blindness.
  • You will only get attacked by a shark if you’re wet.
  • Cat survives encounter in microwave – wins Xfactor – and then dies on television commercial.


Yeah - I am sure that you will agree, when I say that animals can be right funny buggers, huh!

FUNNY ANIMAL JOKES AND THEIR KIN FUNNY ANIMAL JOKES AND THEIR KIN Reviewed by David Lee Andrews on December 28, 2011 Rating: 5
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