OK - I understand that this may sound like a silly things to pontificate on - but it would be nice to know if animals are funny, huh?
- One legged man losses his shoe in horse.
- Monkey has an affair with banana.
- Why do Koalas carry their babies on their back? Because they can't push a pram up a tree.
- Christmas deemed unchristian by Giraffe.
- Mother of three sells her youngest child to camel – Father gets the hump.
- 57 year old Elephant passes driving test in wheelbarrow.
- Why do cows have bells? Because their horns don't work!
- Nymphomaniac found dead next to a Whale.
- Monkey wins lottery – Pope resigns.
- Dog goes missing in Chinatown - dinner at eleven.
- Aeroplane found in Hamburger – cow resigns.
- Five senior citizens buy pink sock from dead Giraffe.
- Why is it easy to weigh fish? Because they always have scales!
- Feet deemed illegal by fish.
- Shooting people in the face with a pigeon causes blindness.
- You will only get attacked by a shark if you’re wet.
- Cat survives encounter in microwave – wins Xfactor – and then dies on television commercial.
Yeah - I am sure that you will agree, when I say that animals can be right funny buggers, huh!