Good moaning. Ma' name iz Inspector Jacques Clouseau of ze Flench boliz. And I'd like tu indroduce yu tu a zlice of zinema zat iz az funni as a bland minki. Zut Alors! Yu no believe mi? Then why don't yu azz Director Harald Zwart; and Actors: Steve Martin, Jean Reno, Andy García, Lily Tomlin, John Cleese, and Emily Mortimer. Especially in 2009 and for 92 minutes. Achoo!!
Pink Panther 2
- Chief Inspector Randall Pepperidge (Alfred Molina) -- who looks a lot like Doctor Octopus from Spiderman.
- Inspector Vicenzo Brancaleone (Andy García) -- the Italian git that wants to shag Clouseau's secret squeeze, Nicole (Emily Mortimer).
- Sonia Solandres (Aishwarya Rai Bachchan) -- whom reminds' me of a high class hooker I once knew.
- Plus Kenji Mazuto (Yuki Matsuzaki) -- who's some Chinese chap that is very good on computers.