Enter the Fat Dragon
THE STORY:
When the pig farmer called Fatty (Sammo Hung) was sent to
the big bad city by his shabby looking father, it was with the intent of
helping out his Uncle Hung (Feng Feng) with his shabby looking restaurant
business.
And he does. To some extent Fatty does just that. Waiting on
table's during the day, whilst spending the rest of his time practicing Kung Fu, just like his idol, Bruce Lee.
However, after he has a run in with a gang of unscrupulous
customers, Fatty suddenly finds himself working in another restaurant that's owned by the
gang-boss, Chiu (Roy Chiao), who has a lot of dodgy shenanigans going on at the
moment.
Yeah. I'm not stirring your noodles the wrong way, pal. You
name it. Chiu does it. He gets two of his henchmen to recruit Fatty's cousin to
forge paintings for him. He orders the aforementioned gang to beat people up
for no good reason at all. Plus he sells black-market goods to some nutty professor
from out of town that has a thing for antiquities.
Oh! Wait up. This professor has a thing for one of
Fatty's pretty lady friend too. But then again, that's most probably why what
next transpires causes a right stir when a party turns from a formality to a
right smash. As a pig farmer proves his bacon - a lady eventually gets taken -
a fake Bruce Lee takes a nose dive - plus please remember, three against one
comes' out like no man alive.
THE REVIEW:
But I was wrong you know. In part I was very-very wrong. What I got
instead was a rather hodgepodge narrative that felt like a mix-match of Benny
Hill meets 'Way of The Dragon', care of seventies Hong Kong cinema.
Here. Let me tell you what I mean by this. (1) Sammo Hung
does a really good job at imitating Bruce Lee. Yeah. I'm not kidding. He does
all of those things you'd attribute to good old Bruce. Like the grimaces. The
thumbing of the nose. The contorted facial expressions. Everything. In fact, if
Sammo wasn't such a chubby chap, on occasion I'd suspect he was somehow challenging my
favorite martial arts legend. (2) I'm afraid to say that the plot to this
piece is all over the place cinematically. It starts off with Sammo going to
the city like Bruce did in 'Way of the Dragon'. Then suddenly, about twenty
minutes in, it diverts into something else altogether. Honestly. At times I
wasn't quite sure what the hell was going on! One minute it was something to do
with his cousin mixing with two gang-members. And the next minute it was how a
jovial mob-boss wanted to kidnap one of Sammo's pretty lady friends. Nah! Not
my cup of tea at all. Too sporadic. And too unfocused. (3) Like the majority of Hong Kong productions made during this era, the dubbing in this flick was bloody
diabolical .
Everyone sounded like either James Stewart or Minnie Mouse. Plus the ludicrous
electronic sound effects distracted the fight scenes and any form of heightened
plot point. (4) Despite what I've just mentioned, I've got to admit, the fight
scenes in themselves were really great to watch. Personally speaking, I felt Sammo
excelled himself in this department, and choreographed some smashing set pieces that paid homage
to Bruce in a very comical way. (5) One of the most inadvertent surprises with
this film was how I got to see what Hong Kong looked
like during this time. Now you know how most of these types of films were
either set in the countryside or in a studio, right? Well, in this case, it hardly was.
And I caught a glimpse of the city, the town, and the public transportation
system. (6) What the hell was that scene with the fake Bruce Lee all about?
Hey! I know that it was meant to be a message of sorts. Emphasizing that there
will only be one Bruce Lee. Yet, for the life of me, it felt very wedged in.
And only gave this picture another jovial moment in a sea of jovial moments.
(7) Oh! While I'm on the subject of joviality, I best mention that the humor
in this production was very hit or miss for my own tastes. Some scenes made me
laugh. Other scenes made me scratch my head in bewilderment. And other scenes
made me wonder what's-what within the scheme of things. (8) I did love the
final fight between Sammo and his three opponents. It was brash, bold, comical,
and left this film on a very nice and positive end note.
Overall 'Enter the Fat Dragon' was a fairly OK film to
watch. The action was great. The comedy was hit or miss. Plus the story was
sketch like in nature, and came across like a bowl of noodles without any
noodles.
I.e. Very wet. Nuff said.
THE RATING: B-
ENTER THE FAT DRAGON
Reviewed by David Andrews
on
October 30, 2013
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