The Black Knight Salutations, good people of the internet. Please allow me to formally introduce myself. My name is Sir Percy of Scandia, although you may know of me as the fabled, 'Black Knight'. No. I'm not that arm-less looking Knight from that uncouth 'Monty Python' film. But rather, I'm that very dashing looking knight published by Marvel Comics. Anyway. I must divest. One of the main reasons I've come here, today, is to inform you that you can win a whole host of goodies, care of...

The Marvel Chess Collection

Spiderman Statue Yes. That is correct, my friends. I'm not waxing lyrical, don't you know. Do you see the amusing picture displayed down below? Well, please christen this trio of heroes with a collective group-name, and you'll be in with the chance of winning some smashing goodies fresh from the Marvel Chess Collection. But I must warn you, dear reader. You can only do so if you...

Wolverine StatueStep One) Look at the image below.

Step Two) Write one -- and only one -- amusing caption in the Disqus comment system provided.

Step Three) Just in case you win, you must log into Disqus with a valid account I can contact you by.

Step Four) Once you've posted your comment, you have to share this post via Twitter, Facebook, G+, or... whatever else you may have at your disposal.

Fat Marvel Heroes

Furthermore, I best warn you that you have to also live in the US, the UK, or Canada, to qualify for this competition. Plus you've got to make sure you submit your entry by midnight, on the 21st of February, 2014, Greenwich Mean Time. OK. So have you got all that? Good. And good luck to you too.