Burke & Hare - The West Port Murders
Greetings, ladies and gentleman. I am Angus the Hangman (Bill Bailey). And I would like to tell you an old Scottish story about the two Irish entrepreneurs, William Burke and William Hare (Simon Pegg and Andy Serkis)
One day, after Hare's wife, Lucky (Jessica Hynes), discovers that one of her lodgers has suddenly passed away, this downtrodden duo quickly comes up with the idea that they can make some money by selling dead bodies to the scholar, Doctor Robert Knox (Tom Wilkinson)
However, it is with great regret, that this bloodcurdling task isn't always easy for Burke and Hare to perform. For a start, they have to keep on asking themselves the all important question of how they can obtain these deceased cadavers. Natural causes? Misadventure? Or murder? Plus in addition to this, a local lady that goes by the name of Ginny (Isla Fisher), attempts to swindle Burke out of his funds by staging the Scottish play, Macbeth.
Oh! And in a round about way you could also say exactly the same thing about those gangsters too. Minus the 'play angle' of course.
But don't you worry you pretty little heads off, folks! Cause as luck would have it, over time this money making venture seem to pan out for Burke and Hare just fine. Going so far that Doctor Knox asks them to step up their game, because he's hired some French chap to photograph the sixteen corpses they've obtained for him, and he wants to present these celluloid's to the King of England.
Still. That's most probably why what next transpires all goes to Haggis when the
begin to investigate a series of murders. As Professor Monro (Tim Curry) gets very
cross - you can't make some profit without some loss - a staged production
leads to a deadly shop - and at the end of the day, whilst one entrepreneur is
saved, the other one gets the chop.
Considering 'Burke and Hare' comprised of an all-star cast of British comedians, complemented by an additionally brilliant comedic director, I honestly would've thought that it would've been an awful lot funnier than it actually was.
Also, I did appreciate following the developing and warm-ish partnership of Simon, Serkis, and Jessica, plus how their respective characters integrated themselves into the overall intriguing pretext.
Oh! And before I forget, I've got to mention loving those cameo appearances too! I mean, how can I not dig spotting the likes of Bill Bailey, Paul Whitehouse, Ronnie Corbett, Reece Shearsmith, and Steven Merchant, scattered throughout this flick!
Having said that though, my one major problem with this adventure was how its central narrative persistently got interrupted by a number of obvious sub-plots barring its path. Inadvertently giving the film -- as a whole -- a somewhat timorous start / stop quality I've personally never been very keen on.
Again, please don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to abate any of the actors involved with these 'secondary sub-plots'. Cause if truth be told, I do have a huge crush on Isla Fisher, plus I've always looked forward to seeing Tim Curry or Tom Wilkinson on screen. It's just that on a conceptual level these 'obvious delays' were just that. Obvious delays. And in my eyes they held up the pace of this adventure instead of allowing it to 'roll on' in a more innovative and comical fashion.
All in all I'd say 'Burke and Hare' was more like 'Smirk and Dare'. The comedy was funny, but not that funny. The pretext was daring, but not that daring. And overall this movie is well worth a watch, especially if you'd like to see a bastardized yet modern version of a
and Hardy film.
THE RATING: B