Do you want to know how I got these
scars? I went to my local scar making
shop, and asked them for some, Ha!
If you hit me one more time, princess,
I promise, my next donation to charity
won't involve sperm.
I now pronounce you, a bitch, and a fool.
You may now kiss my ass goodbye.
Is that a monkey in your pocket, Joker,
or is it a laughing fish?
Some people say rings are for marriage.
But me, I'd say rings are for phones.
Once you've taken me to France,
Super-ham, next I want you to take me
from behind. This skirt is too tight.
Most people have a monkey on their
back. Me, I have a raving lunatic.
What's the difference between praying
in a church, Slade, and praying in a
casino? In a casino you mean it!
It was once said that Feminists are
like Clowns: Some find them funny.
Some find them scary. But nobody
takes them seriously!
Can you guess which one of us forgot
to check the Watchtower for laughing
gas? I give you a clue. I'm going to stick
his trident up his ass, very-very soon.