Usually I sleep like a baby. I wake up
screaming every morning at 3am.
... And this is what Batgirl would look
like if she was a flying prostitute.
Now if her Dad is a Demon, does that
mean he was once a member of Kiss?
No. Not The Ravager. Ravage her.
You liberal sod.
Look. All our breasts are pointing
in the same direction. Up.
What do you call a cat caught by
the police? A Purrpatrator.
We all need support sometimes.
Just like my tits.
My heart may be cold,
but my ass sure is hot.
What did the elephant say to the naked
man? How do you breathe through
that little thing?
United for victory. Divided when
it comes to facial hair and burning
things with your eyes.
Never tell people your troubles.
Half of them aren't interested.
Where as the other half are glad
you're getting what's coming.
When I told you to take me in your
arms, Harley, and whisper something
sweet into my ear, I never expected
you to say, 'chocolate fudge'.