SUPERHERO POETRY

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Have you noticed how some of the images you see on the internet are getting longer? Not longer in scope or in pose. But longer in size and dimension. Back in the day, there used to be only two main forms of dimension: Portrait and landscape. However, since the e-revolution, those particular dimensions have been replaced with a longer, more infographic-sized size. Now if that's a bad thing or not, time will surely tell. But I'll tell you this for nothing: Things sure are more expressive.





JAAL VADER'S SUPER EMO FRIENDS

JAAL VADER'S SUPER EMO FRIENDS
Sadness has always been a wasted emotion.
It's like living your life in a sea of lost devotion. 
So drink heartedly my friend, and regale in happynesses froth.
Just don't sink into the mire, and turn into a goth.

HEROES BEHAVING BADLY

HEROES BEHAVING BADLY
Whilst Spiderman takes a bite out of a meet filled bun, Wonder Woman holds up a banana like it might be fun.
Next come Batman, Hulk, and Storm. Each of them chomping, smoking, and showing good form.
Quickly they're followed by Superman and the alias for Norrin Radd. With one of them flipping the bird, whilst the other polishes his Dad. 
After them comes that Captain plus a couple of femme fatales. Even though to me and you their all heroes really, particularly those frisky girls. 

WALKING OFF, INTO THE SUNSET

WALKING OFF, INTO THE SUNSET
Come take my hand and walk with me.
We can go to the park, and sit by a tree.
But if that isn't your bag we can go down into a cave.
And fight with a knight, like a squire who is brave.
During the kafuffle we'll bump into a woman that's strong.
I'm sure she'll be wonderful, and wearing a thong.
Then Superman will show up and whisk us off our feet.
He'll fly us into the air, before dumping us on the street.
Don't worry though because everything will turn out OK.
We're heroes after all, and heroes are here to stay

SACHA GOLDBERGER'S VICTORIAN KNAVES

SACHA GOLDBERGER'S VICTORIAN KNAVES
During times of old when things were bad. Their was always a saviour dressed in plaid.
Christopher was his name, or was it Michael. Well whatever it was, they did like to recycle.
Sometimes it was old stories or old designs. On one occasion they even gave away a lady dressed to the nines.
Worst of all was that one time with Heath and Lou. Lou showed his muscles, and Heath turned blue.

MIKE JUDGE STYLE CHUBBY HEROES

MIKE JUDGE STYLE CHUBBY HEROES
Life isn't nice when people call you fat. It's like sitting on an alien or flying on a bat.
I mean try to imagine hanging from a rope. Only to find out its linguine made from ten days old soap. 
Not a nice feeling, being as large as some. Especially when your genitals are much smaller than your bum. 
Sometimes though their's a nice counterbalance. You can punch people in the face, whilst doing a mean impression of Jack Palance.  



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