
10) Riz Ahmed
Age: Younger than he was yesterday.
Odds: 50 to 1.
Claim to Fame: Looking constipated.
Reasons For: He was brought up in Wembley, North London, so he’s used to having a hard life.
Reasons Against: He reminds me of a chicken.
9) Jack O’Connell
Age: Potato.
Odds: 33 to 1.
Claim to Fame: Easy to find on Google.
Reasons For: He has a criminal record so he’s familiar with crime.
Reasons Against: He’s a criminal.
Age: The same as the wine he drinks.
Odds: 20 to 1.
Claim to Fame: Walking next to Keeley Hawes without being aroused.
Reasons For: He’s Scottish, therefore, naturally tough, brooding, and intense.
Reasons Against: He once touched a squirrel.
7) Liam Hemsworth
Age: He’s younger than his two brothers: Thor and Ashley.
Odds: 20 to 1.
Claim to Fame: Being Australian.
Reasons For: He looks good in a bikini.
Reasons Against: He's married to Miley Cyrus.
6) Jon Hamm
Age: Tuesday.
Odds: 10 to 1.
Claim to Fame: He goes well with eggs.
Reasons For: He’s tall and owns a tuxedo.
Reasons Against: He's addicted to doughnuts.
Age: Somewhere between 7 and 92.
Odds: 8 to 1.
Claim to Fame: He was named after the car featured in Knight Rider.
Reasons For: He can train a dragon.
Reasons Against: But not any of the dragons seen in Game of Thrones.
Age: He’s the same age as himself.
Odds: 11 to 2.
Claim to Fame: His surname is very popular amongst D.I.Y. enthusiasts.
Reasons For: He can wear a mask, as seen in the 2013 remake of The Lone Ranger.
Reasons Against: He played The Lone Ranger.
Age: Yes.
Odds: 5 to 1.
Claim to Fame: Being confused with a famous basketball player.
Reasons For: He once beat up Black Panther.
Reasons Against: He once laughed at the Pink Panther.
Age: Mind your own business.
Odds: 4 to 1.
Claim to Fame: Looking like Andy García.
Reasons For: Messing up the X-Men franchise by starring in Apocalypse.
Reasons Against: Monkey Porn.
1) Jake Gyllenhaal
Age: Old enough.
Odds: 100 to 30.
Claim to Fame: He has a nice chin.
Reasons For: He shagged the Joker in ‘Brokeback Mountain’.
Reasons Against: His sister once went out with Bruce Wayne, so, you know, franchise incest.
So there you have it, folks! The top ten actors to play Batman next. So, what do you think? Is this a good selection or is Betway way off the mark? Keeping in mind that they've overlooked other possible candidates, such as Scott Adkins or Robert Pattinson! Either way, please click on the link provided or leave a comment below and tell me your thoughts. Much love.
WHO WILL PLAY BATMAN IN THE NEW MATT REEVES FILM?
Reviewed by David Andrews
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February 19, 2019
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