LET SPIDER-MAN HOLD YOUR PHONE

Spider-Man. Spider-Man. Does whatever a spider can. Holds your phone. Saves you time. Just don’t moan. About this rhyme. Look out, here comes the Spider-Man. Or to be more specific about it...


...here comes a unique Spider-Man collectible from the Cable Guys...


... that they’ve designed, developed, and manufactured, based on everyone’s favorite wall-crawler. So, if you’re on the lookout for a carefully crafted sculpture that can hold your smartphone or your gaming controller, then please, look no further than this.

Structurally, the figurine is eight inches tall and can hold PlayStation and Xbox controllers as well as a large variety of smartphones. It’s also been fashioned to look like the comic book version of Spidey, rather than the film version, with a central figure made from durable resin and a base that’s supported by a firmly robust stand. Here, check out the following selection of images to see what I mean.

Now I hope you’ll agree with me when I say that this looks like a pretty nifty piece of kit. Not only because it’s practical and has the ability to help you look after your handheld devices, but in addition to this, it will also give you a good visual-excuse to go on, and on, and on, about Peter Parker’s insect-based alter ego. In fact, this unique Spider-Man collectible is so intriguing, that I’ve decided to sit down and come up with the following advantages and disadvantages based on this product.

Advantages:

1. It isn’t Batman.
2. It refuses to talk politics.
3. It doesn’t smell of sh#t.
4. It isn’t made from asbestos.
5. It comes with a box.
6. It’s more useful than most of my family.
7. It has its hands out but doesn’t ask for money.
8. It’s never been arrested.
9. It has a flat bottom.
10. It knows its place.

Disadvantages:

1. It can’t cure cancer.
2. It’s difficult to smoke.
3. It’s bad for people who are allergic to fun.
4. It isn’t an elephant.
5. It doesn’t give proactive advice.
6. It’s inedible.
7. It comes with a cable that doesn’t fit my phone.
8. It isn’t Batman.
9. It isn’t free.
10. It hasn’t helped me write this poxy article.

So there you have it, folks. A handful of pros and cons that I’ve discovered about this unique Spider-Man collectible from the Cable Guys. Overall, I’d say it’s a pretty practical product that looks perfectly pleasant, but if you prefer something else, then you might like to know that there’s a variety of other designs now available, including Sonic the Hedgehog, Star Wars, Crash Bandicoot, Fallout 76, Call of Duty, Spyro, Street Fighter, Deadpool, Groot, Hulk, plus some other characters from the Marvel Universe. Each figurine is compatible with PlayStation controllers, Xbox controllers, and most smartphones, and they’re all 100% officially licensed and comes with a two-meter cable for charging your device. So go on! What are you waiting for? Pick one up from Amazon today! Or alternatively, check out the official Cable Guys website, Facebook, and Instagram pages.