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SHHH... HUSH IS DATING!

Hush - DC Comics'Warner Bros.' have recently released a new full-length animated adventure starring Batman, Robin, Catwoman, Bane, Clayface, Superman, The Joker, Harley Quinn, and a whole host of other amazing characters that populate the DCU. Most notably, a mysterious villain named Hush, as in, ‘shhhhh, be very-very quiet’. Although, in his case, he's a master manipulator who manages to control an army of Batman’s old foes from behind the scenes!





Well, to celebrate this new cinematic release, entitled, ‘Batman: Hush’, I thought that it would be a pretty good idea to team up with ManWantWoman.com in order to set Hush up with his very own dating profile. After all, it must be very sad and lonely being a bad-guy, so it only makes sense that he would want to meet someone of a similar-standing. Here, check this out to see first hand who ‘shhhhh, be very-very quiet’ is looking for.


Hush and JokerFull Name: Tommy Elliot.
Occupation: I’m a surgeon and a git.
Where Do You Live? Gotham City.
What Are You Looking For? Bruce Wayne.
Longest Relationship: Do my dead parents count?
Age: Old enough.
Height: I’m either 6 foot or 5 foot 9 inches, depending on who’s drawing me.
Weight: Yes.
Build: Athletic.
Personality: Moody.
Hair Color: Mousy brown.
Eye Color: Sky blue.
Nose Color: Vegan beige.

Distinguishable Features: Trenchcoat. Chiseled jaw. Broad shoulders. Small genitals. Kind hands. Face wrapped in bandages.

Hush - Jim LeeDo You Drink? Yes, but only when I take drugs. 
What Is Your Favorite Meal? Hospital food.
Do You Want Children? Yes. That would be nice. Where can I buy one?
Marital Status: I’m married to my job.
Do You Have A Car? No. I have a gun.
Do You Do Drugs? Yes, but only when I’m drinking.
How Ambitious Are You? This much. Burp!!!!

Favorite TV Show: Grey's Anatomy. 
Favorite Song: 'Sick Things' by Alice Cooper.
Favorite Singer: Doctor Dre.
Favorite Comedian: Graham Chapman from ‘Monty Python’. I believe he was a doctor. 
Favorite Genre Of Music: The Blues. 
Favorite Color: Potato. 
Favorite Film: One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.
Favorite Quote: ‘Never eat yellow snow’. 

Hobbies: Coming up with plans. Creating plans. Executing plans. Juggling. Washing my bandages. Pissing off Bruce Wayne. Talking to villains. Avoiding the police. Chopping people up.

Hush - DVD
About Me:
Hello. My name is Tommy Elliot, otherwise known as ‘Hush’, and overall, I’d say that I’m a fairly good person because I have a decent job, a clear outlook on life, and a nice healthy obsession that revolves around killing Batman. Well, he is a bit of a tosser, isn’t he? What with him prancing around town and saving people as if he were some sort of ‘Dark Knight’! I mean, it’s not like he’s a doctor or a surgeon! In fact, he isn’t even authorized to protect people or a civilized member of society! So he has to be stopped, stopped right now, and the only way to do this is to… uhhh... uhhh…. Oh! Wait a minute! I best stop myself right there. Otherwise, you might think that I’m a master manipulator who manages to control an army of Batman’s old foes from behind the scenes! 

First Date:
As I got a new movie coming out, we might as well go somewhere nice and relaxing so we can both sit down and watch it together. Well, it is a really good movie, and loosely based on a series of stories originally written by Jeph Loeb and drawn by Jim Lee. Also, if you’re a fan of the small screen, you might like to know that it boasts a vast array of vocal talent, ranging from people like Jason O’Mara (The Man in the High Castle), to Jennifer Morrison (Once Upon a Time), to Jerry O'Connell (Doomsday), to Rebecca Romijn (X-Men), plus many many more. So go on! What are you waiting for? Hit me up so I can take you out today! Seriously, what have you got to lose? Apart from your life! Hahahahahaha!



Batman: Hush’, is the next entry in the popular series of DC Universe Movies produced by Warner Bros. Animation. It hit the shelves on the 12th of August, 2019, and comes with a good selection of special features that would make any Batman fan batty.

SHHH... HUSH IS DATING! SHHH... HUSH IS DATING! Reviewed by David Andrews on August 15, 2019 Rating: 5

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