POETRY THAT HAS TO SKATE, TO WIN, AND TO... OUCH!

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In most cases I find that different forms of expression always comes with a bit of pain, almost as if this was a after-effect of sorts. Just think about all the things that you do in your daily activities, running - working - reading - and messing about, don't you just get some type of twinge afterwards? And if so, do you think that you could relay this in words. No? Then by all means, read on...


Gelling Joke


Winning Prize
There was a young Lady from Nizes,
who had tits of two different sizes.
One was so small,
it was nothing at all,
but the other was quite large, and won prizes!


Yates with Gates
There once was a pirate from Yates,
who could dance the Fandango on skates.
He fell on his cutlass,
which rendered him nut-less,
and perfectly useless on dates.


The Dog from Azores
There once was a witch from Azores,
whose ass was all covered with sores,
as she walked down the street,
the dogs leapt at the meat,
that hung in great gobs from her drawers.