There was a young Lady from Nizes,
who had tits of two different sizes.
One was so small,
it was nothing at all,
but the other was quite large, and won prizes!
Yates with Gates
There once was a pirate from Yates,
who could dance the Fandango on skates.
He fell on his cutlass,
which rendered him nut-less,
and perfectly useless on dates.
The Dog from Azores
There once was a witch from Azores,
whose ass was all covered with sores,
as she walked down the street,
the dogs leapt at the meat,
that hung in great gobs from her drawers.