SUPERGIRL'S DATING PROFILE

This month, Warner Bros. Pictures will be releasing the second film in James Gunn's revamped DC Universe. Aptly titled, 'Supergirl', the aforementioned film focuses on Superman's cousin, Kara Zor-El, who travels into space and is then swept up in a murderous quest for revenge. It was directed by Craig Gillespie and stars Milly Alcock, Matthias Schoenaerts, and Jason Momoa. So, to celebrate its release, I thought that it would be a jolly good idea to take a look at the dating profile for the titular character. Here 👇, check this out.

Personal information:
Full name: Kara Zor-El / Age: Twenty-three years old / Occupation: Voluntary dog walker / Location: Here / Relationship requirements: Someone obedient / Longest relationship: I love my dog. Does that count?

Distinguishing features:
Height: Short / Weight: Right for my height / Build: Athletic / Hair color: Blonde / Eye color: Blue

Other attributes:
How ambitious are you? No comment / Do you drink? Yes, yes... and burp / Do you want children? Not at the moment / Do you consume drugs? Depends on the drug / Do you drive a car? No, but I can fly

Favorite:
TV show: 'Lost in Space' / Song: 'Superwoman' by Karyn White / Actor: Benedict Cumberbatch / Singer: Engelbert Humperdinck / Villain: Mister Mxyzptlk / Film: 'Fifty Shades of Grey' / Color: Pink / Meal: Pizza / Quote: 'A woman is like a tea bag. You can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water' - Eleanor Roosevelt

Hobbies:
Flying. Drinking. Partying. Playing with my dog. Telling people they're wrong. Exploring space. Feeling numb. Fighting bandits. Annoying my cousin. Headbutting ducks. Stroking lions. Knitting.

About me:
A lot of people have said that I'm nothing more than a feisty female who flaunts her cousin's emblem. But no, I'm more than just that. I'm much more than just Superman's cousin. For I am also Lex Luthor's cousin, ha! Only joking! My real name is Kara Zor-El, and I am a Kryptonian who likewise lost her homeworld and now yearns to block out that ghastly memory. How do I do that, though? How do I forget the destruction of Krypton and move on with my life? Should I go to therapy and talk about my feelings? Or should I drink myself to oblivion and have a few dates? Trust me, dating a blonde, superpowered, functioning alcoholic is an absolute blast, because I'm sure we'll visit places you've never seen before and have a smashing time. Emphasis on the word... smash, hint-hint!

First date:
I've recently been visiting planets that orbit a red sun because this type of environment reduces my level of power and allows my body to react to alcohol. That way, whenever I have a real drink, I can soothe my mind and get in the proper mood to go out on a date. The last couple of dates I've been on have involved me and someone else going to a bar, having a few drinks, and then getting into a fight afterwards. So, be warned, I don't take crap from anyone! Well, that's unless my dog Krypto has a huge dump on the floor and I have to pick it up. But apart from that... no crap. Not from any fool who criticizes my chin or my lifestyle. Got it?

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