Did you see that thing about that thing about that thing which Shaniqua told that guy who stuck his didgeridoo up her Manfred? What do you mean no? Don't give me ev-oes! Shut up and just watch this something about nothing Starring: Matt Lucas, David Walliams, and Ted Robbins. It was made in 2001 and lasted for a whole 45-minutes. Or whatever.
- Ricky Martin -- Oh! You are a very naughty boy. Don't try to kiss me, wink-wink!
- Tom Jones -- Hello Boy-o.
- Simon and Garfunkel -- Bright eyes, burning like fire. You shmuck.
- Elton John -- That's it! I'm leaving.
- Eminem -- You're a ruddy fagot b*tch. Ooh! Controversial.
Cher-- What film would you like to see? Press '4' on your telephone keypad now.
- Noel and Danny -- Wow! A door! I've never seen a door before.
- Graham Coxon -- I can hear voice in my head!
- Craig David -- Bo!
- The Bee Gee's -- SILENCE! I'm talking.
Bassey -- Champagne darlings.
- H and Lee -- We're from Steps.
- Tommy Steele -- Have we got a song for you?
- Prince -- Which one of you b*stards stole my guitar?
- Heather Small -- Reeeeep!
- Macy Gray -- I can't get away from those flies.
- Sting -- Please take Chief Ousaba away from me. He's been following me around for ages.
- Stevie Wonder -- I don't do charity. F*ck em.