South Park, Bigger, Longer, and Uncut : The Film - The Book - The Music
Once upon a time the residents of
where all... ahem... 'fairly normal
people' on the surface. They all sang together. They all danced together. And
they even all swore together too. So what I'd like to know is: What in God's
name could have caused Kenny to kill himself by catching his ass own on fire? Cartman
to have his potty-mouth 'clamped' electronically? Plus Sheila Broflovski, Kyle's
Mum, to wage war with a neighbouring country? South
No. It doesn't have anything to do with Stan trying to impress his girlfriend, Wendy, because she's got a new boyfriend. That would just be sick. Bllurgg! Instead, it's those f*cking Canadian b*stards fault. Terrance and Phillip. Mainly because this double-act has made a movie that's so rude and crude, it has perverted the small fragile minds of every young American that has ever watched it.
Yeah. I'm not chocking your chicken, Uncle F*cker. In fact, this situation is so f*cking messed up, Sheila manages to persuade the U.S. Army to capture these two Canadian w*nkers whilst they are on the 'Conan O'Brian' show, before executing them during a live performance hosted by Big Gay Al.
Still, if you think about it for a moment, it could be worse a lot worse I suppose. Satan and his boyfriend, Saddam Hussein, could use this chain of events to their advantage, by escaping from hell and turning Earth into their new dominion.
Ops! Oh, sh*t! I spoke too soon.
But then again that's most probably why what next transpires all goes tit's up when Kenny passes a warning from beyond the grave. As the Army stumbles - the resistance fumbles - Cartman swears like a trouper - and at the end of the day Kenny's final words are just f*cking super.
Only the other day my nephew Kyri reminded me of a film I allowed him to watch when he was even younger then he is now. It's this one. '
- Bigger, Louder, and Uncut'. It's
a movie that his mother forbade me to show him, although I went 'F*ck that for
a game of soldiers. He'll watch it sooner of later anyway. I just want the
little sh*t to keep quiet, while his parents go out, and I'm looking after him'. South
Alright. I know some of you out there might think I'm a 'bit of a loon' for saying something like this. But hey, life's not always full flowers and roses. The human race is differentiating by default. And every single one of us have different ways of conveying our own opinion's, in varying degrees of style.
Oh! Wait up. That reminds me of something else about this film as well. It's different. It's very-very different. Just in the way it manages to amalgamate comedy, animation, music, and pathos, all together into one superb package that I just love watching time and again. Honestly. I sing along with the tunes. I laugh at its humour. And I am just enamoured by how it takes a very silly pretext and then moulds it into something that's as daring and dynamic, as a blind driver with no arms of head racing in a speedway competition.
- Bigger, Louder, and Uncut' is a movie that can't do any wrong in my eyes.
Granted, it is crude and over the top in places. Plus it does have that very
silly way of making a joke stick no matter what. Nonetheless, by in large this
film was so funny and entertaining to follow, I still allowed my nephew Kyri to
watch it when he was still a brat with an itch to scratch. Don't you agree, Brian
Boitano? South Park