
- You got to laugh, don’t ya?
- Shame about the car! Huh?
- And her breasts were still pert, right up to the very end!
- Are you interested in changing energy suppliers?
- Is the coffin sound proof?
- Did he ever tell you about the money I lent him?
- All I’m saying is that I preferred it if the vicar was a transsexual!
- Do you know it takes seven years before the body turns to mush... so theirs still time to dig him up!
- I never realized that you could die with a smile on your face. It must have been the hookers!
- You didn't rent his clothing, did you?
- Hey! Why didn't the vicar mention the womanizing, the drug taking, or the paedophile charges during his sermon?
- Are you interested in getting a low phone tariff?
- Theirs just something about funerals which turns me on!
- Have you met the person who killed your husband? No! Well, I’ll just go and get him, because he’s eating all of the bloody h'orderves.
- It just goes to show, that no matter how many drugs you take, you’ll always be buried low.
- I think that I may have dropped my wallet in the coffin, so is their any chance...?
- Just think of all the money that you can save now on shopping!
- Are you interested in life insurance?
Huh? What's that? You want to hear more, folks? Alright then. Try this on for size. But nothing else afterwards. Tut-Tut-Tut!
WHAT NOT TO SAY AFTER A FUNERAL
Reviewed by David Andrews
on
March 26, 2014
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