TRUST MY FLASH THEMED COVER POST TO BE OVER A MONTH LATE

January was Flash-month at DC Comics. And like all good flashers, I've decided to take off all of my clothing, before telling you what I felt about this strip-tastic event. So come on. Join in and flash some flesh. Plus check out what rubbish I can come up with under duress. Not a dress. 

Now The Last Time I Saw This Many
Flashes, I Accidentally Stuck My
Genitals Into A Plug Socket!

He May Look Fast, Robin. And He
May Seem Fast, Robin. But Trust me,
Boy Wonder. He's French.

Are You Sure You Want To Shoot Me
Adam Strange? Talking Is Easier. 

Get Out Of The Way, Batgirl. Batman
& Robin Want To Steal Your Bra.

Can You Believe It? All I Said To Him

Was That There Was A Slight

Possibility I Could Appear In His Film. 

Now That's The Last Time I Ever Go
To A Sushi Place Under Advisement
From Darkseid. The Git.

Look Out Penguin! The Dynamic Duo

Want To Steal Your Bra. 

Never Play Music In Front Of Justin

Bieber Fans, Barry. It Confuses Them.

Hey, Flash! Help Me Out Here, Will

You? Unlike Yours, My Anenomes 

Can't Take A Joke.

Hang Around, Kids, Because I Have A

Feeling We're Going To Get

Another Fish Based Pun.