TEEN TITANS GO FOR BROKE DURING DC COMIC'S JUNE THEMED COVER MONTH

In the month of whatever, two-thousand and burp, DC Comics took it upon themselves to do a very childish thing. For reasons that have nothing to do with nostalgia, product placement, marketing, or a preconceived cash incentive, they decided to grace their covers with one singular theme: Teen Titans Go. A cartoon, plus a style of animation, ready to be taken down a peg or two.

How Many Times Do We Have To Tell
You, Raven? Fear Is An Emotion We
Don't Want In The Green Lantern Corps.

You Know How I Said I'd Make You
 Bleed, Superman? Well, Can I
Replace That Last Word With 'Sing'?

With All That Pounding, Flash, I Can
Sense Some Sexual Frustration In You.
Either That, Or You Hate Green Apes.

Get Out Of The Way, Batman.
Deathstroke's So Cute Now, The Sight
Of Him Can Actually Cause Diabetes.

Please Give Me That Ice-Cream, Kind Sir.
If You Do, I Promise You That I Will
Never, Ever, Never, Snap Your Neck.

The Last Time I Laughed This Much,
Jim. The Joker Shot Your Daughter
In The Spine. 

No. I'm Not Hallucinating. I'm Just
Thinking A Lot About Robin Banks.

Don't Eat That Sandwich, Robin.
He's My Cousin.

Hold On Girls. I Can Feel A Pussy
Joke Coming, Full Steam Ahead.

Yum-Yum! That Pussy Looks Good
Enough To Eat.

...And So Kurt Cobain Committed
Suicide One Month After Justin
Bieber Was Born. Yes. He Knew. 

OK. Everyone Put Your Hands Up If
You Thought That Last Pussy Joke
Didn't Work!