JACK THE RIPPER'S DATING PROFILE

In June 2025, I released my 78-page graphic novel, 'Jack the Ripper: The Unknown Killer Everybody Knows', which chronicles the evil exploits of one of the world's most infamous serial killers. It was written by me, David Lee Andrews, and illustrated by Rod Rodollfo and Jack-AI. So today, for the sake of levity, I thought it would be a jolly good idea to present you with a jovial dating profile for the aforementioned serial killer. Here 👇, check this out.

Personal information:
Full name: Wouldn't you like to know? / Age: I'm ageless... like fear / Occupation: Serial killer / Location: Whitechapel / Relationship requirements: I desire a tragic female with a lively pulse / Longest relationship: I don't know because I've never measured my favorite stabbing knife

Distinguishing features:
Height: Depends on your perspective / Weight: See my previous answer for the details / Build: Ditto / Hair color: Either brown or black / Eye color: The same as my hair color

Other attributes:
Do you like animals? Does The Elephant Man count? / Do you drink? Even though some people have said that I drink blood, in all honesty, I'd prefer a nice cup of tea / Do you want children? Only when I'm hungry / Do you consume drugs? Allegedly / Do you drive a car? What's a car?

Favorite:
Book: 'Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde' by Robert Louis Stevenson / Song: 'Throw Out the Life Line' by Reverend Edward Smith Ufford / Actor: Richard Mansfield / Kitchen utensil: Spoon / Comedian: God / Film: Anything flexible / Color: Red / Meal: Steak and kidney pie / Quote: 'Nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes' - Benjamin Franklin

Hobbies:
Killing women. Running away. Writing on walls. Cleaning my knife. Lurking in the shadows. Ironing my socks. Sending letters to the Central News Agency. Collecting people's organs. Orienteering.

About me:
Hello. My name is Jack, Jack the Ripper, but you can call me William, Montague, David, George, Joseph, Aaron, Charles, Francis, James, Karen, or any of the other names I've been saddled with but can't be bothered to mention. I've also been branded as a crazed lunatic who detests the opposite sex. But as far as I'm concerned, I'm nothing more than a very mysterious man who's adept at wielding knives and hiding from the police. So, if that tickles your fancy, please don't hesitate to meet me on a deserted street in the dead of night. Trust me, our encounter will be a very memorable experience. For one of us, at least.

First date:
I would like to take my intended victim… uh, I mean, the nice lady who wishes to accompany me on a date, somewhere dark and secluded, like an alleyway, where we can talk to each other in hushed, dulcet tones, before I show her my knife collection by sticking one of them in her. Then once I've done that, afterwards, I can carefully place some of her belongings near her dead body and quickly run away. Hopefully, our date won't take up too much time, a few minutes at best, and with a little luck, we'll both get something out of it. She'll get a shallow grave, while I'll get one of her organs.

'Jack the Ripper: The Unknown Killer Everybody Knows' is a 78-page graphic novel written by David Lee Andrews and illustrated by Rod Rodollfo and Jack-AI. Please feel free to click here to purchase a digital or a physical version via Amazon. Many thanks.