CELEBRITIES BEHIND BARS

It is a little known fact that celebrities must make very good thieves. Well, it only stands to reason, doesn't it? Acting is another form of lying. Liars are known for their underhanded ways. Plus this type of unscrupulous character is bound to commit a crime sooner or later. Still, I suppose that's why God invented internet video, huh? Just like one of those...


online comedy videos


Come on. Don't tell me you've never heard of this form of online entertainment before! You name it. It has it. All at a click of a button. Cartoons. Arcade Games. Pigeons. Comedy. Music. Education. Health and Fitness. Asparagus. Food and Drink. Politics. And, of course, Celebrities.

Sigh! There we go again. Back to this creed of being once more. Here, to illustrate what I mean by my aforementioned perfect-point, please check out this rather nifty celebrity mugshot gallery. It's Paris-a-riffic.

Yasmine Bleeth

Crime: No Make-Up

Sentence: This Photo

Lindsey Lohan

Crime: Lindsey Lohan

Sentence: Life

Nicole Richie
Crime: Looking Smug
Sentence: Cucuber

Axel Rose

Crime: Looking Dirty

Sentence: Being Dirty

Dennis Hopper

Crime: Take Your Pick

Sentence: Beard

Naomi Campbell
Crime: Being A B*tch
Sentence: Sock With Sandals

Mickey Rourke

Crime: Being A Nut

Sentence: More Than 1 Word

Macauley Culkin

Crime: Oohhh Nooo!

Sentence: Ohhh Yeesss!

Chris Tucker

Crime: Being Repetitive

Sentence: Rush Hour 2

 

Paris Hilton

Crime: Breathing

Sentence: Being French

Kiefer Sutherland

Crime: Yes Please

Sentence:  No Problem

Robert Downy Jr
Crime: Looking Like A Git
Sentence: Ally McBeal

Nick Nolte

Crime: Another 48 Hours

Sentence: Eddie Murphy

Marshall Mathers

Crime: Looking German

Sentence: Saying 'Yoe' A Lot

Steve McQueen
Crime: Being Too Cool
Sentence: Getting Married

Frank Sinatra
Crime: Saying 'Doo-Be-Doo-be'
Sentence: Porn

Hugh Grant

Crime: Having A Silly Accent

Sentence: Music And Lyrics

Al Pacino

Crime: Steeling A Prison

Sentence: Godfather Part 3

Now wasn't all that very factual to follow, dear reader? And wouldn't you like to know a bit more in video form? Well, what are you waiting for? Click on the link above and open your world up to the facebook age. Trust me. It'll be a blast.