Name: Clark Kent or Kal-El, but I prefer the simple “Superman, or Supes”, if that's ok.
Ethnicity: I'm the last son of the dead planet called Krypton (I was rocketed to earth) but at heart I'm very much a patriotic American citizen. Yeah. It does sound cooler than it actually is.
Age: All I’ll say is that I look pretty good for my age... whatever that is.
Build: I don't think about it much but I'd like to think I was pretty athletic I guess. Kinda strong.
Height: 6’ 3’’ in heels.
Eyes: Blue. They can actually see through clothes and buildings and stuff and project lazers that cut through concrete. But during my day job as a reporter I like to wear thick-rimmed specs as they need the rest!
Style: Suits in the day job, then tight Lycra with a cape the rest of the time. I have red shiny pants for every day of the week. Clean I must add! My mom insists on doing my laundry.
Occupation: Journalist for the Daily Planet, International Hero with powers of flight, speed, strength, and endurance. I am proud to represent America and the rest of the world fighting good over evil. I stand for Truth, Justice, and the American Way. Sounds kinda heavy but I’m actually pretty easy going.
Hobbies: World peace, really. Fighting baddies. Saving children. Flying. Stopping dams and earthquakes. You know. The usual stuff. I run real fast too. I suppose it's fair to say I'd be waiting at the finishing line as Usain Bolt left the blocks. I must do that one day.
Travel: I'm not scared of flying yet prefer not to use a plane. I can manoeuvre around skyscrapers like a slalom-racer. My date would need a head for heights. When it all gets too much, I fly back to Smallville to see mom for pumpkin pie and help with the harvest. I hold the record for the fastest baler in Smallville and the surrounding counties. I guess I always will.
Tell us about yourself: Er... ok. Hi. I’m Superman. I’m a simple kinda guy. I guess some would call me a ‘hayseed’ who grew up on a staple diet of Cal Smith tunes. My adoptive parents kept me pretty grounded.
When I'm not a 'superhero' -- I hate that word -- I keep my head down and try and get the prize stories in my job as a reporter. I like my ladies to be kind, clever, and pretty down to earth. A farm or country girl would be ideal and she'd have to get on with my mom.
Vices: Apart from heading off for the nearest telephone box at a drop of a hat, I sometimes underestimate my own strength, so holding hands could mean broken fingers. I’ve kinda got a naughty habit of checking what underwear ladies wear. I don't always mean to, but -- wow -- I see that English girls tend to forget theirs!!!!
Perks: If anyone parks in your space, don't worry, I can move any vehicle pretty darn easily, or hold the bus or stop the train if you’re late for work. Literally.
I'm pretty gutsy I guess. I've got steel balls. No really. I have. Ask me to move the earth for you? I can do it. I hope these quirky extras help raise my online dating profile and help me stand out from the other guys.
Message me if:
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- You don’t mind your man wearing tights
- You don’t mind me disappearing from a date at short (well, no) notice
- You like your man to be strong
- You like buns of steel.
- You have a head for heights
- You don't mind that your new ‘hot date’ underwear will be no surprise to me
- You don’t mind Cal Smith, on repeat
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DAILY PLANET NEWSFLASH - SUPERMAN MAKES QUITE A DENT ON THE ONLINE DATING SCENE
Reviewed by David Andrews
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October 20, 2014
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