DC ARE PROUD TO PRESENT LEGO MONTH - WHY?

In order for DC Comics to give their November themed 'Lego Month' some form of street cred, I decided to ask myself the all important question... why? Well? Not just 'why', per say. But rather why the hell couldn't they have come up with a more original concept. Especially since their lego themed characters are so easy to poke fun out of! Here. Check this out to see what I mean.

Look, folks! No Genitals.

Does My Head Look Phallic To You?

Please Raise Your Hand If You Want
To Be Taken Seriously.

Look At It This Way, Ladies. At Least
Now You Won't Need Plastic Surgery.

Why Won't Cannibals Eat Clowns?
Because They Taste Funny!

What's Green And Smells Of Pork?
Kermit's Finger

Warning. I Sense An Imminent
Fish Based Pun

Any Fin Is Possible If You
Lego Of Your Inhibitions

All Is Forgiven Joel Schumacher.
Bat-Nipples Are Scarier Than Bat-Lego

Hey! Let's Face It.
Everyone Loves A Plastic Pussy