DID HARLEY QUINN MAKE A SPLASH ON YOUR COVERS LAST MONTH?

In the month of February, 2015, DC Comics were informed that Harley Quinn was going to attack their covers. And so, just like the silly-silly reviewer I really-really am, I've now decided to do absolutely nothing about it. Well, nothing, except have some fun of course. Wink-Wink!

This isn't what it looks like, puddin'.
Beneath my bat-stuff is a throbin' robin!

What's the matter, fleet-feet?
Too much pussy for ya'?

God damn! How many can's of soda
did I down to hallucinate this mess?
Or was it those pesky drugs again?

When I said to you to get your skates
on, Hal, I meant it in relation to 
asking me out on a date.

Now that's what I'll call a bat, man. A 
bat in the face, and a peek up my crotch.

Oh my, Super-hunk! You sure have
really strong arms. Fancy a shag? 

They may call you Diana: Queen 
of the Amazons. But me, I'm
Harley: Queen of the Hammer Time. 

Hey, Aqua-person! I think me and
your pet dolphin have just clicked.
Clicked, get it?

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Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed.