[ BLINDED BY A BARGAIN ] |
TO QUOTE Ray Charles:
'How many times do I have to tell you?
I don't know how many fingers you're holding up!"'.
THE REVIEW:
Hands up everyone
who wants to know where Tenfingers buys his gloves from? Or for that matter, if
he is able to stroke his own salami? What's that? None of you want to know these
things? Alright then. Fair enough. It must be just me. Me, plus the rest of the
weirdos who can't help but laugh at a villain who has a thing for... ahum...
collecting fingers.
Now please don't get
me wrong, fellow DD doods. I'm not
trying to say that I didn't like this issue or its main mischief-maker. If
anything, I'm always intrigued by the concept of a shamanistic bad-guy who
prey's on the innocent to further their own gain. In my book that's very Deacon Blackfire. Hands
down! Ouch! You see, my main problem with Tenfingers is the fact that he has too many
fingers. That, plus technically speaking he should be called eighteen fingers:
Nine on each hand, minus the two thumbs.
But still, I suppose
this is just me being a bit too pedantic about something that shouldn't be
griped about. And to be honest, the only real reason I mentioned this point, is
because the rest of this issue was very-very good.
In fairly film noir fashion
the story starts off by using a pretty nifty split-screen technique, relaying why Matt and his lawyer friends (or Tenfingers and his disciples) want to detain
(or kill) the snitch Daredevil saved last issue, namely, Billy Li. Now in all fairness
I must say that I did love the way these sections played out on the page. Not only because we could
see both sides of the coin at the same time (so to speak), but on top of that,
we also found out a bit more about Matt's new role, who he answers too now, as
well as how the hierarchy is structured between Tenfingers and his cohorts.
Once this section was
finally relayed, completed, and played out (no spoilers here, folks), we are
then presented with the aftermath of this initial section. An aftermath, I
might add, which kind of felt anti-climactic in comparison. Almost as if the
resolution seen in the first part of the story needed further reclassification.
Again, please don't
get me wrong, as I did enjoy reading the second part of this book as I did
the first: Especially that scene where Daredevil's relationship with Blindspot
was given more depth and dimension. But the thing is, the way the second part
played out was as if certain people had to be at a certain location regardless
of the issues plot heavy tone and slower pace, thus making it feel somewhat hollow by
default.
Something else about
this issue I wasn't too sure of was that scene were Tenfingers disciplined one
of his men for not doing as he was told. Was it just me, or is there more to
this than meets the eye? From my point of view a kingpin doesn't just cave in
so easily to a foot-soldiers reasoning. It would be like Darth Vader taking
instructions from a Stormtrooper -- it doesn't feel right.
Also, onto the art
side of things and, yeah, that was alright too. I'm starting to get a hang of
this new red, black, and white color pallet this book is conforming to. If I
remember rightly, Detective Comics did a similar thing when Greg Rucker and Phil
Hester took over that particular book. Plus I must admit, Ron's more bulky and Vertigo
take on these characters allows them to feel more real than usual. Stylized,
but real.
So overall, good
job, and let's see what happens next.
THE MUSIC:
Are you having a good day, comic book fans? I hope you are, because
now it's going to get better as I'm musically matching up this month's
episode with the theme tune to the KFC television commercial.
'And why would I want to do that?' you may ask. Simple
really. It's because it's finger lickin' good.
THE COMPARISON:
Back in the mid to late seventies there was a man called Jim
Jones who gathered together a group of people who'd eventually worship him as
if he were the next messiah. The problem with this though wasn't the fact that
he wasn't the next messiah. The main problem with Jim Jones is that he was a
bloody nutter who led his people to a mass suicide in a place called Jonestown ,
Guyana .
Comparison made. Tenfingers beware.
THE CONCLUSION:
At the very end of
this issue it was revealed where Tenfingers got his special powers from. Or
should that be, who he stole his special powers from? So, just for fun --
most probably -- let's see if you can guess the who of the do-do-do. Because
did our wannabe messiah pinch from...
- Mickey Mouse: Well, he only has three
fingers.
- Homer Simpson: See previous answer and
add one.
- Captain Hook: See previous two answers
and take away a hand and add a hook.
- The Hand: What? Too obvious?
- Mickey Rooney: Small hands, a lot of
alimony.
- Mister Handy from Fallout 4: All robot
no hand.
- Walmart: You're mad I tell you. Mad!
- Donald Trump: See answer 1, 2, and 3, for more details, and then replace them with a wig.
Nuff said.
DAREDEVIL #2
Reviewed by David Andrews
on
January 18, 2016
Rating: