Not so long ago, I managed to sit down and interview a bitch. But not just any normal bitch, because this bitch is a demon from the 13th pit of Hell, who just so happens to be the star of a series of comic books created by another bitch called Christie Shinn. Although, in Christie's defense, she's a nice bitch and she doesn't smell of shit.
1) So, Demon Bitch, what can you tell us about your new graphic novel, 'Triggered'? Well, dickhead, this book was inspired by real-life events, because after COVID, I'm sure people would like to read 130+ pages of therapeutic bullshit.
2) Now when you say 'bullshit', what exactly do you mean by that? I mean, BULLSHIT, numbnuts! Pure unadulterated bullshit, which according to Christie, was inspired by all of those idiots who've been screaming 'anti this' and 'pro that' over the last two years. Trust me, it's not a Hallmark card.
3) What type of relationship do you have with Christie? I don't have any sort of relationship with Christie as I hardly know her. But what I do know, is that she's a crazy Korean and one of those C.U.N.T.S.! Or should I say, she's the newly elected President of C.U.N.T.S. (Creative Ugly Neurotics That Smell), which is a group of artists who draw and write shit.
4) With all due respect, Ms. Bitch, I think you mean, C.A.P.S. (Comic Art Professional Society), which is a great group of artists who've been serving the comic creator community since 1977. In any event, now that you've established you don't get along with Christie and that your new book is bullshit, is there anything else you would like to add? Yes, yes there is, as I would like to say that humanity is retarded and that people should check out our Kickstarter campaign that's currently raising funds for my new graphic novel, 'Triggered', as well as a game that goes along with it.
5) A 'game', you say? Yes, a game. But I can't be bothered to tell you about it so I think Christie should do it instead.
For further information, please feel free to check out the Kickstarter campaign that's currently raising funds for the 'Triggered' graphic novel. Otherwise, why not visit Christie's official Website, Instagram, and Twitter pages to see what else she might have up her sleeve.
1) So, Demon Bitch, what can you tell us about your new graphic novel, 'Triggered'? Well, dickhead, this book was inspired by real-life events, because after COVID, I'm sure people would like to read 130+ pages of therapeutic bullshit.
2) Now when you say 'bullshit', what exactly do you mean by that? I mean, BULLSHIT, numbnuts! Pure unadulterated bullshit, which according to Christie, was inspired by all of those idiots who've been screaming 'anti this' and 'pro that' over the last two years. Trust me, it's not a Hallmark card.
3) What type of relationship do you have with Christie? I don't have any sort of relationship with Christie as I hardly know her. But what I do know, is that she's a crazy Korean and one of those C.U.N.T.S.! Or should I say, she's the newly elected President of C.U.N.T.S. (Creative Ugly Neurotics That Smell), which is a group of artists who draw and write shit.
4) With all due respect, Ms. Bitch, I think you mean, C.A.P.S. (Comic Art Professional Society), which is a great group of artists who've been serving the comic creator community since 1977. In any event, now that you've established you don't get along with Christie and that your new book is bullshit, is there anything else you would like to add? Yes, yes there is, as I would like to say that humanity is retarded and that people should check out our Kickstarter campaign that's currently raising funds for my new graphic novel, 'Triggered', as well as a game that goes along with it.
5) A 'game', you say? Yes, a game. But I can't be bothered to tell you about it so I think Christie should do it instead.
Here's a selection of images from the 'Triggered' graphic novel that was written and illustrated by Christie Shinn.
For further information, please feel free to check out the Kickstarter campaign that's currently raising funds for the 'Triggered' graphic novel. Otherwise, why not visit Christie's official Website, Instagram, and Twitter pages to see what else she might have up her sleeve.
TRIGGERED - MY INTERVIEW WITH DEMON BITCH
Reviewed by David Andrews
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April 05, 2022
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