CAN YOU ARREST MORE CELEBRITIES PLEASE?

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Bad Cat
Quite sometime ago I cobbled together a nifty article which listed celebrities who've committed a crime and been behind bars. Now, it's back. Bigger, and badder than ever before. And for your viewing pleasure, ready to poke fun at the next wave of celebs that, tut-tut-tut, did something terribly-terribly wrong in the name of truth, justice, and all of that cr*p.





Elvis Presley

Elvis Presley
Crime: Shagging A Lot
Sentence: Not Giving Me Any

David Bowie

David Bowie
Crime: Coming From Mars
Sentence: Staying On Earth























Mick Jagger

Mick Jagger
Crime: Having Big Lips
Sentence: Having A Small Cock

Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber 
Crime: Breathing In Oxygen
Sentence: Breating Out Oxygen

Tim Allen

Tim Allen
Crime: Making Stupid Grunting Noises
Sentence: More than One Word























Fifty Cents

Fifty Cents
Crime: Short Changing A Dollar
Sentence: Unable To Count Higher Than His Name

Bill Gates

Bill Gates
Crime: Being Stinking Rich
Sentence: Wearing Cheep Glasses

The Artist Formerly Known As Whatever

The Artist Formerly Known As Whatever 
Crime: Pretending To Be Pretentious
Sentence: Sleeping On A Midget























Christian Slater

Christian Slater
Crime: Impersonating Jack Nicholson
Sentence: Looking Constipated

Robert Downey Junior

Robert Downey Junior
Crime: Iron Man 2
Sentence: Staying Sober And Watching It

Snoop Dogg

Snoop Dogg 
Crime: Bad Grammer
Sentence: Pizzle-Dizzle, Up The Gizzle-Bizzle























Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan
Crime: Concealing A Vigina
Sentence: Trying To Act

Will Smith

Will Smith
Crime: Having a Mustache
Sentence: Having a Mustache

Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen
Crime: Touching Small Animals
Sentence: Looking Like A Pedo























Now if you thought that was fun to read, let me tell you, that was really fun to write as well. So please, stay tuned and see what I have in store for you next, in my ever so lovely cover art corner