CAN YOU ARREST MORE CELEBRITIES PLEASE?

Quite sometime ago I cobbled together a nifty article which listed celebrities who've committed a crime and been behind bars. Now, it's back. Bigger, and badder than ever before. And for your viewing pleasure, ready to poke fun at the next wave of celebs that, tut-tut-tut, did something terribly-terribly wrong in the name of truth, justice, and all of that cr*p.

Elvis Presley

Crime: Shagging A Lot

Sentence: Not Giving Me Any

David Bowie

Crime: Coming From Mars

Sentence: Staying On Earth

Mick Jagger

Crime: Having Big Lips

Sentence: Having A Small Cock

Justin Bieber 

Crime: Breathing In Oxygen

Sentence: Breating Out Oxygen

Tim Allen

Crime: Making Stupid Grunting Noises

Sentence: More than One Word

Fifty Cents

Crime: Short Changing A Dollar

Sentence: Unable To Count Higher Than His Name

Bill Gates

Crime: Being Stinking Rich

Sentence: Wearing Cheep Glasses

The Artist Formerly Known As Whatever 

Crime: Pretending To Be Pretentious

Sentence: Sleeping On A Midget

Christian Slater

Crime: Impersonating Jack Nicholson

Sentence: Looking Constipated

Robert Downey Junior

Crime: Iron Man 2

Sentence: Staying Sober And Watching It

Snoop Dogg 

Crime: Bad Grammer

Sentence: Pizzle-Dizzle, Up The Gizzle-Bizzle

Lindsay Lohan

Crime: Concealing A Vigina

Sentence: Trying To Act

Will Smith

Crime: Having a Mustache

Sentence: Having a Mustache

Charlie Sheen

Crime: Touching Small Animals

Sentence: Looking Like A Pedo

Now if you thought that was fun to read, let me tell you, that was really fun to write as well. So please, stay tuned and see what I have in store for you next, in my ever so lovely cover art corner.